ok kids, we're back and let's jump right in!
this episode starts off with Clark still sooo excited from her #1 photo last week. samantha is bummed, but she's not letting it get her down. marjorie is freaking out... she's wacko for sure... can't wait until she starts to cry... joslyn calls home for support and they say "try HARDER" hahaha excellent advice, i say! so very helpful :)
at a warehouse: Paulina enters wearing an ugly blue outfit... and shows off her fun sense of humor (i guess). the girls don construction gear and head upstairs for a self styling challenge -- fit into ugly clothes and improve them. lame. the CW keeps cutting to Marjorie talk about how she sucks at everything... is anyone sick of her already?
forget the challenge, there's more marjorie drama... nerves.... total baby.. tears. as samantha said: "welcome to america, this is how it is"...GET OVER IT, GRILL!
mckey wins the challenge ... wait, is she still in this competition? oh,right. forgot.
back at the house ... MORE marjorie drama. ummm i think i'm gonna mute my television and come back to this in a second.... this is cycle 9 crazy Heather drama all over again. oy... still muted. oh good. commercial break.
WAIT, speaking of commercial break... whitney is baking in a kitchen for her commercial this week!? WHAT!?!?! hahahah she's eatin' that cupcake. hahaha did she eat the whole batch? ;) another awful whitney covergirl commercial. sweet! :)
Photo Shoot -- Mr J appears as a monster! wow, that's the butchest he'll ever be -- EVER. girls are going to pose as "disasters" .. this should be fun :)
Elina tries to let go.. sheena's a sandstorm... clark is a blackout... huh? that's a hard one and she sucked on it. Lauren Brie is a snowstorm and looked hot to me! joslyn's a rockslide... snoozefest! analeigh totally worked her wind machines, mckey gets extra frames but doesn't need them, she's hot hot hot says mr J! samantha is a wave and totally worked it. she's cute, come on, right? marjorie is in a hot pink dress but has a less-than-hot shoot.... she has a bad attitude AGAIN afterward. mute.
next day -- alarm goes off and they're all nervous about panel... everyone except clark and samantha seem to be nervous.. over confident much? bottom two? we'll see.
PANEL
is tyra wearing purple mascara!?!? anyone? strange.
Marjorie - d@mn, she did well... grrrr
Lauren Brie - a tad pose-y, but looks pretty to me!
Sam - well done! guess she had reason to be confident
clark - ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Elina - definition of ugly/pretty... girl is here to STAY!
Sheena -- she worked the sandstorm
Analeigh - winds.... had a great week. she's so cute!
Joslyn - i'm bored again
Mckey - tyra liked it, nigel didn't
which one is a DISASTER!?
first, best picture of the week? SAMANTHA! awww she's so excited. cute. the rest of them: Analeigh, Mckey, Elina, Marjorie, Lauren Brie, Sheena... it's down to Clark and Joslyn... who will it be? the winner from last week? or the just average/so so joslyn?
WOAAAAH, Joslyn is in! clark went from BEST to WORST! what a shocker!!! poor thing, she never saw it coming!! amazing. i love it when it's asurprise! the tiara at the end was priceless ;)
next week looks like it has much more of Tyra ... always a good thing!
can't wait. see you then!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Friday, October 3, 2008
PR Final Four!!
FINAL FOUR! it's the last "normal season" challenge... can you believe it.. already!? ok here we go...
Korto wants to show her child dreams come true, Kenley is bitter, Leanne doesn't care, Jerell is playing with oranges?? HUH? wow, he's bored for real.
Heidi comes out looking adorable as usual for model selection. she says tim is waiting to take them on a field trip. awww tim looks so cute in his red shirt and blue suit. awww timmy, you could take me on a trip ANYWHERE you like... my bags are packed and i'm readyyyy! :)
they're off to the Botanical Gardens! Tim breaks out a Joan Crawford comment... and this is why i love him!
makeup artist from l'oreal -- create an evening gown using the gardens as inspiration -- oh good, i'm happy they're not going to make leaf dresses. Jerell is inspired, leanne is afraid of the bees, korto is reminded of africa (seriously?) and kenley is confident... as usual. it's "perfect for her" she says... we'll see sweetie, we'll see
back at parsons, 30 mins to choose photo then shopping at mood with budget of $250 and 2 days to complete.
Jerell says it's a thin line between luxury and low class... AINT THAT THE TRUF, Jerell! in ALL areas of life...
did anyone notice Leanne's sketch? gorgeous! so talented... kenley is missing her tulle... or is it that kenley IS a tool? hmmmm, i think both. Korto and Jerell have extra tulle and aint nobody gonna help out kenley spears! OUCH!
Day 2 -kenley is in a bad mood and the other designers are basically ignoring her. DRAMA. Tim comes in and tells Kenley she can go back and get her tulle. he's SUCH A SWEETHEART!! :) Korto doesn't exactly have her shiz together. Leanne's dress looks a little pucker-y. Jerell is getting a little b!tchy- love it!
Queerman from L'oreal is coming in to do something... but i wasn't paying attention and forgot what he is doing..... oh. makeup. right.
10 hours leftKenley feels left out over on her side of the room... but heads over to mood to get her tulle. is anyone else OVER this situation? Tim pays a visit to the workroom --- Korto needs to edit the lace, Kenley is overly confident... again. Jerell's dress is unfinished, but has lots of potential and leanne's dress is showing a little too much hello dolly...looks pretty though! everyone is stressed, leanne cries because fashion week is so close and she doesn't want to blow it... blah blah blah! we've heard it all before, gal.
Day of LAST Runway show
Jerell starts crying too... woah, the emotions are ROLLIN'! Korto is cryin'!!! sheesh. michael k is gonna tear up before long... Kenley hates what everyone else does and she just keeps talkin'!!! the models go into hair and makeup... this is gonna be a HOT show! i'm so excited!!!!
RUNWAY
Korto -- orange dress... wrinkly .. not her best
Leanne -- pretty purple but the blue in the back is ick.
Jerell -- ok, it's pretty hot.
Kenley -- costume-y.. not my fav of hers at all...
BRING ON THE TEARS!!! Leanne -- they loved all of it Korto -- oooh, girl turned on the WATER WORKS. what an amazing episode this is turning out to be! haha Jerell -- youthful and a little 'off'. Kenley -- "kinda creepy" HAHAHAH they all got so defensive... the attitude is annoying. WOAH. she's totally going home! SEE YA!??
ok, the drama builds and builds! the designers have to pour out their hearts (and tears) and say why Bryant Park is so important PLUS they must pick 2 others who they'd want to join them... ooooh, CW, that's EVIL! Jerell wants Leanne and Korto AT THE TENT, AT THE TENT! haha they're all throwing Kenley under the bus. everyone's crying! this is ah maz ing. then they head backstage and Korto and Kenley fight it OUT!. korto explodes! more and more tears.
ok, here are the decisions.... the top 2 are Jerell and Leanne.... Jerell is the winner!!! BUT there's a twist. noone is going home! they're sending all 4 designers home to work on a full show and then they'll all come back to show off their duds... then, only 3 will go to fashion week-- AHH THE DRAMA!!!!!
this episode is why i love this show so much... cute little heidi and tim + lots of tears + high-pressure situation = GOOD TELEVISION!
xoxo to all!
Tele Welly
Korto wants to show her child dreams come true, Kenley is bitter, Leanne doesn't care, Jerell is playing with oranges?? HUH? wow, he's bored for real.
Heidi comes out looking adorable as usual for model selection. she says tim is waiting to take them on a field trip. awww tim looks so cute in his red shirt and blue suit. awww timmy, you could take me on a trip ANYWHERE you like... my bags are packed and i'm readyyyy! :)
they're off to the Botanical Gardens! Tim breaks out a Joan Crawford comment... and this is why i love him!
makeup artist from l'oreal -- create an evening gown using the gardens as inspiration -- oh good, i'm happy they're not going to make leaf dresses. Jerell is inspired, leanne is afraid of the bees, korto is reminded of africa (seriously?) and kenley is confident... as usual. it's "perfect for her" she says... we'll see sweetie, we'll see
back at parsons, 30 mins to choose photo then shopping at mood with budget of $250 and 2 days to complete.
Jerell says it's a thin line between luxury and low class... AINT THAT THE TRUF, Jerell! in ALL areas of life...
did anyone notice Leanne's sketch? gorgeous! so talented... kenley is missing her tulle... or is it that kenley IS a tool? hmmmm, i think both. Korto and Jerell have extra tulle and aint nobody gonna help out kenley spears! OUCH!
Day 2 -kenley is in a bad mood and the other designers are basically ignoring her. DRAMA. Tim comes in and tells Kenley she can go back and get her tulle. he's SUCH A SWEETHEART!! :) Korto doesn't exactly have her shiz together. Leanne's dress looks a little pucker-y. Jerell is getting a little b!tchy- love it!
Queerman from L'oreal is coming in to do something... but i wasn't paying attention and forgot what he is doing..... oh. makeup. right.
10 hours leftKenley feels left out over on her side of the room... but heads over to mood to get her tulle. is anyone else OVER this situation? Tim pays a visit to the workroom --- Korto needs to edit the lace, Kenley is overly confident... again. Jerell's dress is unfinished, but has lots of potential and leanne's dress is showing a little too much hello dolly...looks pretty though! everyone is stressed, leanne cries because fashion week is so close and she doesn't want to blow it... blah blah blah! we've heard it all before, gal.
Day of LAST Runway show
Jerell starts crying too... woah, the emotions are ROLLIN'! Korto is cryin'!!! sheesh. michael k is gonna tear up before long... Kenley hates what everyone else does and she just keeps talkin'!!! the models go into hair and makeup... this is gonna be a HOT show! i'm so excited!!!!
RUNWAY
Korto -- orange dress... wrinkly .. not her best
Leanne -- pretty purple but the blue in the back is ick.
Jerell -- ok, it's pretty hot.
Kenley -- costume-y.. not my fav of hers at all...
BRING ON THE TEARS!!! Leanne -- they loved all of it Korto -- oooh, girl turned on the WATER WORKS. what an amazing episode this is turning out to be! haha Jerell -- youthful and a little 'off'. Kenley -- "kinda creepy" HAHAHAH they all got so defensive... the attitude is annoying. WOAH. she's totally going home! SEE YA!??
ok, the drama builds and builds! the designers have to pour out their hearts (and tears) and say why Bryant Park is so important PLUS they must pick 2 others who they'd want to join them... ooooh, CW, that's EVIL! Jerell wants Leanne and Korto AT THE TENT, AT THE TENT! haha they're all throwing Kenley under the bus. everyone's crying! this is ah maz ing. then they head backstage and Korto and Kenley fight it OUT!. korto explodes! more and more tears.
ok, here are the decisions.... the top 2 are Jerell and Leanne.... Jerell is the winner!!! BUT there's a twist. noone is going home! they're sending all 4 designers home to work on a full show and then they'll all come back to show off their duds... then, only 3 will go to fashion week-- AHH THE DRAMA!!!!!
this episode is why i love this show so much... cute little heidi and tim + lots of tears + high-pressure situation = GOOD TELEVISION!
xoxo to all!
Tele Welly
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Entourage: Oh to be E...
Eric (E) runs a very close second as my favorite character, because he reminds me of myself. He tries to keep it all together making sure his friends are taken care of and doesn't take shit from no one. Oh yeah, and people mistake his kindness for weakness and naivete -- as Amanda did tonight. And she reacted just as people do when I unleash my knowledge and let my skill attack them -- they get pissed off and make it happen (to my amusement)!
So the hero today was not Ari. Oh no! Ari is failing (not for a lack in trying) to bring Vince back to the greatness of "Head On" and "Aquaman (the largest grossing movie of all-time!).". Vince is DOA. I mean come on they offered his ass "Benji" -- and that fool looks to be considering it on next week's episode. Clearly these are not good times. But now Ari is soldiering along on the coattail of E, once again. Has he not learned that E has a gift? "Queens Blvd," "Medellin" and need I remind everyone that E said that "Medellin" was a major stinker first! And now we have "Smoke Jumpers."
Two crazy fucks -- sorry, but you've seen them -- want what everyone has deemed the impossible. $500K + a guarantee their movie is made. Don't we love strange people like this who are ignorant to their own demands and craziness? (Hmmm. Reminds of a man I know.) Well the impossible was made more than possible -- $2 million deal + a guarantee. But uh oh, no Vince!
And what does next week bring... Five grown ass men in the desert. Great.
Oh, and no I am not even acknowledging Drama's meltdown (in depth). It was just silly. There is no crying and running away on The View. Never. Ever. Punk!
So the hero today was not Ari. Oh no! Ari is failing (not for a lack in trying) to bring Vince back to the greatness of "Head On" and "Aquaman (the largest grossing movie of all-time!).". Vince is DOA. I mean come on they offered his ass "Benji" -- and that fool looks to be considering it on next week's episode. Clearly these are not good times. But now Ari is soldiering along on the coattail of E, once again. Has he not learned that E has a gift? "Queens Blvd," "Medellin" and need I remind everyone that E said that "Medellin" was a major stinker first! And now we have "Smoke Jumpers."
Two crazy fucks -- sorry, but you've seen them -- want what everyone has deemed the impossible. $500K + a guarantee their movie is made. Don't we love strange people like this who are ignorant to their own demands and craziness? (Hmmm. Reminds of a man I know.) Well the impossible was made more than possible -- $2 million deal + a guarantee. But uh oh, no Vince!
And what does next week bring... Five grown ass men in the desert. Great.
Oh, and no I am not even acknowledging Drama's meltdown (in depth). It was just silly. There is no crying and running away on The View. Never. Ever. Punk!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Designing music-inspired looks for each other!!
ok kids, we're getting closer and closer to fashion week - top 5! HOW EXCITING!!!! the end of the season is always such fun :) ummm but wait, is suede still in this? how did THAT happen!? anyone?
off to Parsons, Heidi update -- STILL adorable in everything she wears!! they have to pick new models and they all switch things up - nice ... now come on bravo, interview the models while they're crying!!! total missed "drama" opportunity.
Tim is in the workroom and presents the challenge: design for each other. umm AGAIN!? Suede for Jerell, Kenley designs for Leanne, Korto designs for Suede, Jerell designs for Kenley, Leanne designs for Korto.... but there's MORE! they must be inspired by a music genre. I LOVE THIS IDEA (says the music major). nice job bravo. Kenley's pissed about pop, Suede has punk and korto is PISSED!, Korto is COUNTRY -- AH. MAZ ING. Leanne is going to be hip hop? couldn't have been a better idea. jerell will be R&R. ummm that might work. queer rock n roll at least. this is a goodie but a toughie! let's see how they do
O M G leanne rapping was totally amazing. Jerell wants a cape (oh good god). Jerell is gonna make Kenley Spears. delish! Korto almost got "hip hop on Kenley's ass"... i would've loved to see that!!
off to mood - did Korto really buy "stretch denim" as Daddy Tim would say "i'm intrigued!" Kenley's making pants and a floral top yikes! all the other designers are convinced she's doomed. Suede says that suede is a classically trained cello and suede is not punkrock... (but you will be in just a few hours, my friend!) Suede is making a patchwork vest? gross. they're making fun of Country Fried Korto.. kenley tries on the sex goddess clothes and i can't WAIT to see the complete look. gotta give jerell props, the boy knows how to design! Tim comes in and checks on everyone. he wants korto to punk things up... doesn't really love suede's look... and when he gets to kenley, well they have it OUT! yikes. DON'T HATE ON MY BOY, TIM! OH NO SHE D'N'T. girl is on her way downnnn.
1 hr left til end of day: kenley is suckin' up a storm! korto is playing with bleach ... suede says that suede is really nervous...
day of runway showall eyes are on kenley's child size hip hop suit... HAHAHA can't wait for her to defend it. OMG the stylists went OVERBOARD on these designers. i totally echo Tim's comments - "GOOD HEAVENS!"
Runway Show!
LL Cool J is the guest judge.. hot! kenley better watch out!
Leanne -- she served up some HOT Kountry Fried Korto!
Jerell - Kenley Spears .,. i'll admit it's HOT
Kenley - Leanne ... a big fat poser kenley says haha
Korto - WOAH ... sued was totally punk... those pants were hot!
Suede - Jerell ... he looked totally bored on the runway .. was he trying to be butch or something?
Korto - they loved the punk look (and so did i i must say)
Suede - needed a little more oomph
Jerell - they loved it! (umm she's kinda hot, people!)
Kenley - umm she's a beeotch! needs to learn how to take critique! she's so out!!
Leanne - overall they liked it kenley spears best be packin' her bags!
and the judges decide.... the winner? Korto! Jerell is also in. as is Leanne...
3rd person Suede or Kenley Spears??? who's in? KENLEY!! yeah, i figured they'd do that... over the course of the season, kenley has shown more. let's be honest. NO MORE 3rd PERSON -- SWEET! SO EXCITED!!!!! :)
til next time...
Tele Welly
off to Parsons, Heidi update -- STILL adorable in everything she wears!! they have to pick new models and they all switch things up - nice ... now come on bravo, interview the models while they're crying!!! total missed "drama" opportunity.
Tim is in the workroom and presents the challenge: design for each other. umm AGAIN!? Suede for Jerell, Kenley designs for Leanne, Korto designs for Suede, Jerell designs for Kenley, Leanne designs for Korto.... but there's MORE! they must be inspired by a music genre. I LOVE THIS IDEA (says the music major). nice job bravo. Kenley's pissed about pop, Suede has punk and korto is PISSED!, Korto is COUNTRY -- AH. MAZ ING. Leanne is going to be hip hop? couldn't have been a better idea. jerell will be R&R. ummm that might work. queer rock n roll at least. this is a goodie but a toughie! let's see how they do
O M G leanne rapping was totally amazing. Jerell wants a cape (oh good god). Jerell is gonna make Kenley Spears. delish! Korto almost got "hip hop on Kenley's ass"... i would've loved to see that!!
off to mood - did Korto really buy "stretch denim" as Daddy Tim would say "i'm intrigued!" Kenley's making pants and a floral top yikes! all the other designers are convinced she's doomed. Suede says that suede is a classically trained cello and suede is not punkrock... (but you will be in just a few hours, my friend!) Suede is making a patchwork vest? gross. they're making fun of Country Fried Korto.. kenley tries on the sex goddess clothes and i can't WAIT to see the complete look. gotta give jerell props, the boy knows how to design! Tim comes in and checks on everyone. he wants korto to punk things up... doesn't really love suede's look... and when he gets to kenley, well they have it OUT! yikes. DON'T HATE ON MY BOY, TIM! OH NO SHE D'N'T. girl is on her way downnnn.
1 hr left til end of day: kenley is suckin' up a storm! korto is playing with bleach ... suede says that suede is really nervous...
day of runway showall eyes are on kenley's child size hip hop suit... HAHAHA can't wait for her to defend it. OMG the stylists went OVERBOARD on these designers. i totally echo Tim's comments - "GOOD HEAVENS!"
Runway Show!
LL Cool J is the guest judge.. hot! kenley better watch out!
Leanne -- she served up some HOT Kountry Fried Korto!
Jerell - Kenley Spears .,. i'll admit it's HOT
Kenley - Leanne ... a big fat poser kenley says haha
Korto - WOAH ... sued was totally punk... those pants were hot!
Suede - Jerell ... he looked totally bored on the runway .. was he trying to be butch or something?
Korto - they loved the punk look (and so did i i must say)
Suede - needed a little more oomph
Jerell - they loved it! (umm she's kinda hot, people!)
Kenley - umm she's a beeotch! needs to learn how to take critique! she's so out!!
Leanne - overall they liked it kenley spears best be packin' her bags!
and the judges decide.... the winner? Korto! Jerell is also in. as is Leanne...
3rd person Suede or Kenley Spears??? who's in? KENLEY!! yeah, i figured they'd do that... over the course of the season, kenley has shown more. let's be honest. NO MORE 3rd PERSON -- SWEET! SO EXCITED!!!!! :)
til next time...
Tele Welly
Time for TWO to go!! :)
well, tyra, i've thought it over and i think today i wanna be on bottom .... just sayin' ;)
this episode starts back at the house with girl drama - sweet! Analeigh is bummed and Hannah is a total bitch to her. surprise surprise... off to lucky strike bowling lanes the next morning and they get their fabulous bowling alley high heels (does anyone else think they're super duper cute!?) girls are gonna slide and glide down the lane and HOPEFULLY fall down!! well, i didn't get my wish, but it was kinda fun to watch most of them do poorly...
now off to the house to practice and critique each other - AWESOME idea! after the walk-off, the girls start whispering... Isis says she's here to stay -- we'll see tranny, we'll see.
The Challenge: RUNWAY! jeremy scott designs in an old bank - portraying cat burglars? hmmm interesting idea. then the TWIST - the girls will be blindfolded - now we're talkin', CW, now we're talkin!!! maybe i'll get to see a gal fall afterall! Twist #2 - one girl will go home after the show.
Elina is confident, Analeigh - too sexy? samantha - HOOCH! Sheena - nice job! clark - uncomfortable? lauren brie whatever marjorie - what was she wearing!?! joslyn - is anyone else falling in love with her? Hannah - AWFULLLLLL!!! hahahahahaha Isis fierce, girl mckey - ummm that was SO carol burnett -- done before!
the winner!? Joslyn - foxy lady!! who's going home? Hannah. SWEEEEEET! Ms Sarah Palin is OUTTA HERE. cya toots.
Joslyn picks Sheena and Isis yay, thats very sweet of her. back at the house - analeigh is worried... bottom 2 perhaps? Commercial Break - whitney's covergirl commercial, riding a bike in the village? hideous. yuck. hated it.
next mornin' ... mr J in a tank top and shorts... it's more impressive than i expected! wow, nice bod :) photo shoot will take place in the back yard. the shoot is all about their eyes and SEXY nigel is the photog. delish. overall the girls do really well... it's an exciting shoot and i'm looking forward to see the end results!
Tyra Mail -- is anyone else tired of seeing the SAME photo of tyra carrying the big ol' letter? change it up CW! Isis calls home - she gets some great advice from her loving family ... oh please dont send Ms Tranny home yet, cause we really like her! (and she's in my top 3)
PANEL - TOP 10
Sheena - intensity, they love her Joslyn - passable, but nothing amazing Marjorie - wicked beauty Lauren Brie - HOT!!!!! girl is pretty! Isis - yikes, bottom 2 Clark - catlike! nice Mckey - beautiful Elina - pretty but they weren't thrilled Analeigh - pretty legs!! Samantha - she models with her hands HAHA nice! but jeremy rips her a new one for the runway show. ouch.
Who's gonna drown!? anybody else wanna bet the tranny is goin' home to the meatpackin' district? let's see... Best Photo - Clark! then: analeigh, lauren brie, sheena, mckey, marjorie, joslyn, elina.
down to Bo-legged and Tranny - who will it be!? Bo-legged is in - tranny, you're out girl. ah well! Isis, we still love you, girl, you're fierce and you can hold your pretty little droopy-eyed head up and be proud of yo'self!
xoxoxo
Tele Welly
this episode starts back at the house with girl drama - sweet! Analeigh is bummed and Hannah is a total bitch to her. surprise surprise... off to lucky strike bowling lanes the next morning and they get their fabulous bowling alley high heels (does anyone else think they're super duper cute!?) girls are gonna slide and glide down the lane and HOPEFULLY fall down!! well, i didn't get my wish, but it was kinda fun to watch most of them do poorly...
now off to the house to practice and critique each other - AWESOME idea! after the walk-off, the girls start whispering... Isis says she's here to stay -- we'll see tranny, we'll see.
The Challenge: RUNWAY! jeremy scott designs in an old bank - portraying cat burglars? hmmm interesting idea. then the TWIST - the girls will be blindfolded - now we're talkin', CW, now we're talkin!!! maybe i'll get to see a gal fall afterall! Twist #2 - one girl will go home after the show.
Elina is confident, Analeigh - too sexy? samantha - HOOCH! Sheena - nice job! clark - uncomfortable? lauren brie whatever marjorie - what was she wearing!?! joslyn - is anyone else falling in love with her? Hannah - AWFULLLLLL!!! hahahahahaha Isis fierce, girl mckey - ummm that was SO carol burnett -- done before!
the winner!? Joslyn - foxy lady!! who's going home? Hannah. SWEEEEEET! Ms Sarah Palin is OUTTA HERE. cya toots.
Joslyn picks Sheena and Isis yay, thats very sweet of her. back at the house - analeigh is worried... bottom 2 perhaps? Commercial Break - whitney's covergirl commercial, riding a bike in the village? hideous. yuck. hated it.
next mornin' ... mr J in a tank top and shorts... it's more impressive than i expected! wow, nice bod :) photo shoot will take place in the back yard. the shoot is all about their eyes and SEXY nigel is the photog. delish. overall the girls do really well... it's an exciting shoot and i'm looking forward to see the end results!
Tyra Mail -- is anyone else tired of seeing the SAME photo of tyra carrying the big ol' letter? change it up CW! Isis calls home - she gets some great advice from her loving family ... oh please dont send Ms Tranny home yet, cause we really like her! (and she's in my top 3)
PANEL - TOP 10
Sheena - intensity, they love her Joslyn - passable, but nothing amazing Marjorie - wicked beauty Lauren Brie - HOT!!!!! girl is pretty! Isis - yikes, bottom 2 Clark - catlike! nice Mckey - beautiful Elina - pretty but they weren't thrilled Analeigh - pretty legs!! Samantha - she models with her hands HAHA nice! but jeremy rips her a new one for the runway show. ouch.
Who's gonna drown!? anybody else wanna bet the tranny is goin' home to the meatpackin' district? let's see... Best Photo - Clark! then: analeigh, lauren brie, sheena, mckey, marjorie, joslyn, elina.
down to Bo-legged and Tranny - who will it be!? Bo-legged is in - tranny, you're out girl. ah well! Isis, we still love you, girl, you're fierce and you can hold your pretty little droopy-eyed head up and be proud of yo'self!
xoxoxo
Tele Welly
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
MAKEOVER WEEK!!! :)
so the next time i'm on a hot date ... things are going well.... and we end up at one of our apartments, i think i'm going to walk into the bedroom, look my gentleman caller in the eyes with my best "tyra smilin' eyes" of course and say..... "you wanna be on top"? i'm just sayin'.
ok, here we go. 12 girls remain, but one has got to go home... ok so the girls get home and Tyra is in their place ready to throw a Princess party!!? huh, did this show leave the CW and go to the Disney channel? well, thank goodness Tyra is going to be a little more hands on in this episode - there's NEVER enough T. WAIT, wait, who's this hag walkin in the door?? and, huh? prince couture?? ok, i have to pause my dvr button and say this: the bitches who script this show are TRIPPIN'! i mean, seriously!? i know tyra likes to pretend she can act, but that was just embarrassing! oy.... was there a point to all that nothingness? OH, right.. makeovers tomorrow - the girls are gonna CRY - sweet :)
ok, MORE tyra craziness: she's the "Good Fierce Witch" ala Glinda .... "every girl deserves to be pretty"... in other words, tyra's just gonna get in a big ugly costume and speak in a crappy english accent. excellent :) a few makeover highlights .... Samantha went from long blonde hair to SHORT! looks HOT HOT HOT!.... clark "i might have brown hair but i'm still blonde on the inside" translation: i'm still the dumb blonde you all thought i was... elina: weave? really? red? really? curly? what the hell is tyra thinking?? Isis got some long pretty weave ... MUCH better weave choice! overall-enough tears to make me happy :) makeovers are a success!
the girls go to WalMart -- home sweet home for most of these white trash girls. perfection. Challenge: girls have to put on a "natural look" and then film a commercial. sweet... models stumbling over lines already this early in the season? nice! how'd they do? AWFUL! it was atrocious. i loved brittany's "come on down to walmart!" and i loved analeigh's "yo" at the end! hahaha. Hanna wins and she's like so totally excited that she'll be "online" and she can GOOGLE herself. oh good god. i can't believe alaska girl won - yuck.
back at the house ... brittany and elina's "yo mama" drama is old and tired. i'm not entertained.
the next day: off to malibu and a gorgeous house with the ocean in the back... GORGE-ALERT! modeling bathing suits... Analeigh and Brittany both are lacking confidence and seemed to struggle. Elina on the other hand has embraced her red hair and is totally hot on set. i'm SO HAPPY my #1 girl is doing well :) Isis - woah..... she better tape that thang DOWN!!!
and off to the judging room! thank goodness crazy Tyra is back on the screen :)
Sheena - she was smilin' with her eyes :)
Analeigh - pretty shot, but they didn't love it
Clark and Hanna - snooze
Lauren bree - HOT closeup. loved it
Brittany - oooh, can we say bottom 2?
mckey - pretty :)
Isis - ehhhhh. boring
Majorie - sheesh that girl can work it!
Samantha - the makeover worked SO WELL for her!
Elina - GORGEOUS! "extra special"
Joslyn - another snoozer for me.
Who will "sink" in their suit? it's down to... Analeigh or Brittany... who stays? Analeigh!
see ya Brit. you were annoying me, anyway. (did anyone understand a word she said in her "farewell monologue" at the end? oy.
Next week? RUNWAY!!! cant wait to watch these bitches trip all over!!! see y'all then :)
Tele Welly
ok, here we go. 12 girls remain, but one has got to go home... ok so the girls get home and Tyra is in their place ready to throw a Princess party!!? huh, did this show leave the CW and go to the Disney channel? well, thank goodness Tyra is going to be a little more hands on in this episode - there's NEVER enough T. WAIT, wait, who's this hag walkin in the door?? and, huh? prince couture?? ok, i have to pause my dvr button and say this: the bitches who script this show are TRIPPIN'! i mean, seriously!? i know tyra likes to pretend she can act, but that was just embarrassing! oy.... was there a point to all that nothingness? OH, right.. makeovers tomorrow - the girls are gonna CRY - sweet :)
ok, MORE tyra craziness: she's the "Good Fierce Witch" ala Glinda .... "every girl deserves to be pretty"... in other words, tyra's just gonna get in a big ugly costume and speak in a crappy english accent. excellent :) a few makeover highlights .... Samantha went from long blonde hair to SHORT! looks HOT HOT HOT!.... clark "i might have brown hair but i'm still blonde on the inside" translation: i'm still the dumb blonde you all thought i was... elina: weave? really? red? really? curly? what the hell is tyra thinking?? Isis got some long pretty weave ... MUCH better weave choice! overall-enough tears to make me happy :) makeovers are a success!
the girls go to WalMart -- home sweet home for most of these white trash girls. perfection. Challenge: girls have to put on a "natural look" and then film a commercial. sweet... models stumbling over lines already this early in the season? nice! how'd they do? AWFUL! it was atrocious. i loved brittany's "come on down to walmart!" and i loved analeigh's "yo" at the end! hahaha. Hanna wins and she's like so totally excited that she'll be "online" and she can GOOGLE herself. oh good god. i can't believe alaska girl won - yuck.
back at the house ... brittany and elina's "yo mama" drama is old and tired. i'm not entertained.
the next day: off to malibu and a gorgeous house with the ocean in the back... GORGE-ALERT! modeling bathing suits... Analeigh and Brittany both are lacking confidence and seemed to struggle. Elina on the other hand has embraced her red hair and is totally hot on set. i'm SO HAPPY my #1 girl is doing well :) Isis - woah..... she better tape that thang DOWN!!!
and off to the judging room! thank goodness crazy Tyra is back on the screen :)
Sheena - she was smilin' with her eyes :)
Analeigh - pretty shot, but they didn't love it
Clark and Hanna - snooze
Lauren bree - HOT closeup. loved it
Brittany - oooh, can we say bottom 2?
mckey - pretty :)
Isis - ehhhhh. boring
Majorie - sheesh that girl can work it!
Samantha - the makeover worked SO WELL for her!
Elina - GORGEOUS! "extra special"
Joslyn - another snoozer for me.
Who will "sink" in their suit? it's down to... Analeigh or Brittany... who stays? Analeigh!
see ya Brit. you were annoying me, anyway. (did anyone understand a word she said in her "farewell monologue" at the end? oy.
Next week? RUNWAY!!! cant wait to watch these bitches trip all over!!! see y'all then :)
Tele Welly
MAKEOVERS - Create a New Look for College Grads
we're back for another episode of Project Runway and i totally forgot 2 designers got the boot last week - now only 6 remain! this is getting down to the wire people.... it'll be Bryant Park in just a few weeks.... wait, Bryant Park has already happened. oops!
The challenge: to design a makeover for recent college grads... kinda boring but at least it's an original idea. 30 mins to meet with kids and moms and then off to shop for the garments. Tim stops in to recap the challenge and just show off his cute lil' self in his cute lil' suit... i'm still in love.
Kenley's planning on doing a 40s/50s look. um, kenley, DO SOMETHING NEW! Leanne has a big challenge with her girl's mother. HAHA Suede isn't sure Suede will be able to do the pants Suede's client wants, but Suede is going to try Suede's best. Joe is into a skirt/suit option for his client. snooze.
At mood: Korto has decided she's taking on leather... so perhaps we'll call her Leatherface 2 :)
back to the workroom: hmmm did anyone see the vintage picture of Joe back in his Gucci days? handsome! and Jerell looked just as gay way back then as he does now! awesome.
Tim stops by and brings in the daughters/mothers... Jerell is all set, Suede might be screwed, Joe's client isn't into the pinstripes (and neither am i!), Korto and Kenley are on the right track, but Leanne seems to have some issues... with the MOM, not the garment :)
3 more hours .... and the designers are getting punchy. they're hittin' on Joe's Nancy Reagan garment and i totally agree! a business suit for a cute, hip girl? yikes.
Tim comes back in with the girls for more fittings... they all chit chat for a bit and then Tim introduces a special guest: Jeanie from Tresemme is helping with styling and the winning look is going in Elle magazine - how fun for these ugly girls! that's exciting. they're all getting major hair makeovers (THANK god). Now, Tim pays another visit (i LOVE all this Tim time we're getting this week!) kenley "never really changes anything for tim" ... umm grill, you better be careful. you're talkin' bout my Timmyboo!!!
Day of Runway Show - the girls go into hair and makeup and i see scissors flying.... is everyone excited to see the transformations!? i know i am! oooh, guest judge Cynthia Rowley - excellent, i love her :)
Joe's look.... SNOOZEFEST and not flattering at all. i hated it.
Leanne it's cute. definitely cute.
Jerell very hot look.
Korto - oooh COLOR! love the green dress. not sold on the jacket, but it's growing on me
Suede - nice dress but hated the jacket
Kenley - funky dress and i LOVED the way her dorky model worked it. hahaha so serious!
Kenley's dress was a HIT! Joe totally missed it. and they kept cutting to Keney's giggles ... trick editing anyone? Bravo, we're onto you... Korto's look - they loved it. Leanne's look went a little old... Jerell? i can't even get past the feathers on his head. WHAT THE HELL??? oh yeah, they loved his look. Suede: ouch... they weren't into it.. lots of problems!!! PLEASE SEND MR 3rd PERSON HOME!!!
Who's goin' home? and who wins?? Jerell wins and Kenley is P I S S E D! hahaha it's down to Joe and Suede. I say SEND EM BOTH HOME! who really gets the boot??Joe goes home! totally the right decision, even though we'll all have to live to hear Suede talk about Suede one more week.
G'bye straight boy - you did well, dude!
Next week? a Hip Hop Challenge? SWEET! Kenley is gonna cry the whole episode - i can't wait! til then...
Tele Welly :)
The challenge: to design a makeover for recent college grads... kinda boring but at least it's an original idea. 30 mins to meet with kids and moms and then off to shop for the garments. Tim stops in to recap the challenge and just show off his cute lil' self in his cute lil' suit... i'm still in love.
Kenley's planning on doing a 40s/50s look. um, kenley, DO SOMETHING NEW! Leanne has a big challenge with her girl's mother. HAHA Suede isn't sure Suede will be able to do the pants Suede's client wants, but Suede is going to try Suede's best. Joe is into a skirt/suit option for his client. snooze.
At mood: Korto has decided she's taking on leather... so perhaps we'll call her Leatherface 2 :)
back to the workroom: hmmm did anyone see the vintage picture of Joe back in his Gucci days? handsome! and Jerell looked just as gay way back then as he does now! awesome.
Tim stops by and brings in the daughters/mothers... Jerell is all set, Suede might be screwed, Joe's client isn't into the pinstripes (and neither am i!), Korto and Kenley are on the right track, but Leanne seems to have some issues... with the MOM, not the garment :)
3 more hours .... and the designers are getting punchy. they're hittin' on Joe's Nancy Reagan garment and i totally agree! a business suit for a cute, hip girl? yikes.
Tim comes back in with the girls for more fittings... they all chit chat for a bit and then Tim introduces a special guest: Jeanie from Tresemme is helping with styling and the winning look is going in Elle magazine - how fun for these ugly girls! that's exciting. they're all getting major hair makeovers (THANK god). Now, Tim pays another visit (i LOVE all this Tim time we're getting this week!) kenley "never really changes anything for tim" ... umm grill, you better be careful. you're talkin' bout my Timmyboo!!!
Day of Runway Show - the girls go into hair and makeup and i see scissors flying.... is everyone excited to see the transformations!? i know i am! oooh, guest judge Cynthia Rowley - excellent, i love her :)
Joe's look.... SNOOZEFEST and not flattering at all. i hated it.
Leanne it's cute. definitely cute.
Jerell very hot look.
Korto - oooh COLOR! love the green dress. not sold on the jacket, but it's growing on me
Suede - nice dress but hated the jacket
Kenley - funky dress and i LOVED the way her dorky model worked it. hahaha so serious!
Kenley's dress was a HIT! Joe totally missed it. and they kept cutting to Keney's giggles ... trick editing anyone? Bravo, we're onto you... Korto's look - they loved it. Leanne's look went a little old... Jerell? i can't even get past the feathers on his head. WHAT THE HELL??? oh yeah, they loved his look. Suede: ouch... they weren't into it.. lots of problems!!! PLEASE SEND MR 3rd PERSON HOME!!!
Who's goin' home? and who wins?? Jerell wins and Kenley is P I S S E D! hahaha it's down to Joe and Suede. I say SEND EM BOTH HOME! who really gets the boot??Joe goes home! totally the right decision, even though we'll all have to live to hear Suede talk about Suede one more week.
G'bye straight boy - you did well, dude!
Next week? a Hip Hop Challenge? SWEET! Kenley is gonna cry the whole episode - i can't wait! til then...
Tele Welly :)
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