ANTM - DISASTER!! :)

ok kids, we're back and let's jump right in!

this episode starts off with Clark still sooo excited from her #1 photo last week. samantha is bummed, but she's not letting it get her down. marjorie is freaking out... she's wacko for sure... can't wait until she starts to cry... joslyn calls home for support and they say "try HARDER" hahaha excellent advice, i say! so very helpful :)

at a warehouse: Paulina enters wearing an ugly blue outfit... and shows off her fun sense of humor (i guess). the girls don construction gear and head upstairs for a self styling challenge -- fit into ugly clothes and improve them. lame. the CW keeps cutting to Marjorie talk about how she sucks at everything... is anyone sick of her already?

forget the challenge, there's more marjorie drama... nerves.... total baby.. tears. as samantha said: "welcome to america, this is how it is"...GET OVER IT, GRILL!

mckey wins the challenge ... wait, is she still in this competition? oh,right. forgot.

back at the house ... MORE marjorie drama. ummm i think i'm gonna mute my television and come back to this in a second.... this is cycle 9 crazy Heather drama all over again. oy... still muted. oh good. commercial break.

WAIT, speaking of commercial break... whitney is baking in a kitchen for her commercial this week!? WHAT!?!?! hahahah she's eatin' that cupcake. hahaha did she eat the whole batch? ;) another awful whitney covergirl commercial. sweet! :)

Photo Shoot -- Mr J appears as a monster! wow, that's the butchest he'll ever be -- EVER. girls are going to pose as "disasters" .. this should be fun :)

Elina tries to let go.. sheena's a sandstorm... clark is a blackout... huh? that's a hard one and she sucked on it. Lauren Brie is a snowstorm and looked hot to me! joslyn's a rockslide... snoozefest! analeigh totally worked her wind machines, mckey gets extra frames but doesn't need them, she's hot hot hot says mr J! samantha is a wave and totally worked it. she's cute, come on, right? marjorie is in a hot pink dress but has a less-than-hot shoot.... she has a bad attitude AGAIN afterward. mute.

next day -- alarm goes off and they're all nervous about panel... everyone except clark and samantha seem to be nervous.. over confident much? bottom two? we'll see.

PANEL
is tyra wearing purple mascara!?!? anyone? strange.
Marjorie - d@mn, she did well... grrrr
Lauren Brie - a tad pose-y, but looks pretty to me!
Sam - well done! guess she had reason to be confident
clark - ZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Elina - definition of ugly/pretty... girl is here to STAY!
Sheena -- she worked the sandstorm
Analeigh - winds.... had a great week. she's so cute!
Joslyn - i'm bored again
Mckey - tyra liked it, nigel didn't

which one is a DISASTER!?

first, best picture of the week? SAMANTHA! awww she's so excited. cute. the rest of them: Analeigh, Mckey, Elina, Marjorie, Lauren Brie, Sheena... it's down to Clark and Joslyn... who will it be? the winner from last week? or the just average/so so joslyn?

WOAAAAH, Joslyn is in! clark went from BEST to WORST! what a shocker!!! poor thing, she never saw it coming!! amazing. i love it when it's asurprise! the tiara at the end was priceless ;)

next week looks like it has much more of Tyra ... always a good thing!
can't wait. see you then!