MAKEOVER WEEK!!! :)

so the next time i'm on a hot date ... things are going well.... and we end up at one of our apartments, i think i'm going to walk into the bedroom, look my gentleman caller in the eyes with my best "tyra smilin' eyes" of course and say..... "you wanna be on top"? i'm just sayin'.

ok, here we go. 12 girls remain, but one has got to go home... ok so the girls get home and Tyra is in their place ready to throw a Princess party!!? huh, did this show leave the CW and go to the Disney channel? well, thank goodness Tyra is going to be a little more hands on in this episode - there's NEVER enough T. WAIT, wait, who's this hag walkin in the door?? and, huh? prince couture?? ok, i have to pause my dvr button and say this: the bitches who script this show are TRIPPIN'! i mean, seriously!? i know tyra likes to pretend she can act, but that was just embarrassing! oy.... was there a point to all that nothingness? OH, right.. makeovers tomorrow - the girls are gonna CRY - sweet :)

ok, MORE tyra craziness: she's the "Good Fierce Witch" ala Glinda .... "every girl deserves to be pretty"... in other words, tyra's just gonna get in a big ugly costume and speak in a crappy english accent. excellent :) a few makeover highlights .... Samantha went from long blonde hair to SHORT! looks HOT HOT HOT!.... clark "i might have brown hair but i'm still blonde on the inside" translation: i'm still the dumb blonde you all thought i was... elina: weave? really? red? really? curly? what the hell is tyra thinking?? Isis got some long pretty weave ... MUCH better weave choice! overall-enough tears to make me happy :) makeovers are a success!

the girls go to WalMart -- home sweet home for most of these white trash girls. perfection. Challenge: girls have to put on a "natural look" and then film a commercial. sweet... models stumbling over lines already this early in the season? nice! how'd they do? AWFUL! it was atrocious. i loved brittany's "come on down to walmart!" and i loved analeigh's "yo" at the end! hahaha. Hanna wins and she's like so totally excited that she'll be "online" and she can GOOGLE herself. oh good god. i can't believe alaska girl won - yuck.

back at the house ... brittany and elina's "yo mama" drama is old and tired. i'm not entertained.

the next day: off to malibu and a gorgeous house with the ocean in the back... GORGE-ALERT! modeling bathing suits... Analeigh and Brittany both are lacking confidence and seemed to struggle. Elina on the other hand has embraced her red hair and is totally hot on set. i'm SO HAPPY my #1 girl is doing well :) Isis - woah..... she better tape that thang DOWN!!!

and off to the judging room! thank goodness crazy Tyra is back on the screen :)
Sheena - she was smilin' with her eyes :)
Analeigh - pretty shot, but they didn't love it
Clark and Hanna - snooze
Lauren bree - HOT closeup. loved it
Brittany - oooh, can we say bottom 2?
mckey - pretty :)
Isis - ehhhhh. boring
Majorie - sheesh that girl can work it!
Samantha - the makeover worked SO WELL for her!
Elina - GORGEOUS! "extra special"
Joslyn - another snoozer for me.

Who will "sink" in their suit? it's down to... Analeigh or Brittany... who stays? Analeigh!
see ya Brit. you were annoying me, anyway. (did anyone understand a word she said in her "farewell monologue" at the end? oy.

Next week? RUNWAY!!! cant wait to watch these bitches trip all over!!! see y'all then :)

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