Was that not the shortest Entourage ever? Maybe I wanted more, I mean it has been a mighty long time since Vince and the boys were back on the prowl. But the show felt about 15 minutes long. I felt cheated. I felt robbed. I felt sad.
So we pick up after the shiteous "Medellin" goes straight to DVD. Bomb! Vince and Turtle in Mexico screwing beautiful women with not a care in the world. Or as men do -- escaping the care they really feel with meaningless sex instead of facing the fact that shit just went wrong.
Eric has three clients and is trying to turn one of them (Bow Wow) into a comedic TV star. And Johnny is still acting like the idiot we all love him to be. Now really, could he have been any more vain about his "good" side? Who does he think he is, Mariah Carey?
And of course Ari is back to throwing tantrums...and files...in his posh office. Not quite sure what to do about his blue-eyed client, he is lured into a deal for a movie entitled "Danger Beach" -- a "working title." All of a sudden, Eric and Ari (dressing and talking alike -- uh oh!) show up on the beach to whisk a hopeless Vince back to LA for a big meeting. He shaves, the boys wait and Davies lets Ari knows that he got the shaft. The director really wants Emile Hirsch (clearly this was before "Speed Racer") and is dicking around with Vince. Ah well, there goes that.
And then -- the show was over. Short and sweet, huh? Maybe it wasn't so short after all, maybe I just missed my boys. Nope, fuck that -- it was short! I demand more minutes!
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